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Started by Pete, Feb 02 2011 11:38 AM

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#1 Pete

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 11:38 AM

Don't forget your bitches. I have a tip for you on a gift that keeps on giving: Pandora bracelets .

If you or your wife don't know what these are you will surprise the shit out of her. They are like fancy charm bracelets for grown up girls. The benefit to you is, you can buy her new charms on special occasions. Easy gift. Buy in a store, I wouldn't buy online. The bracelets aren't too expensive and the charms and clips can be as cheap as $25 a pop.
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 11:52 AM

I'm not getting my wife anything for Valentine's Day.

:thumbsup: Hoping for the best!!
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 12:30 PM

I hate Valentines Day, horrible things have happened on that day many times for me. I feel it as a bad karma of sorts.

In the other hand my wife loves it, so every now and then I try and do something nice for her, but not this year. I'm broke and it's not in my heart to do so I guess.
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 12:32 PM

View Postamiaturtle, on 02 February 2011 - 12:30 PM, said:

I hate Valentines Day, horrible things have happened on that day many times for me. I feel it as a bad karma of sorts.

In the other hand my wife loves it, so every now and then I try and do something nice for her, but not this year. I'm broke and it's not in my heart to do so I guess.
I should delete this post for sadness.
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 03:01 PM

wifes already got a charm bracelet...next idea
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 03:03 PM

View PostPsyman, on 02 February 2011 - 03:01 PM, said:

wifes already got a charm bracelet...next idea
Just give her your loving like there was no tomorrow, lol.
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For God and the soldier we adore, In time of danger, not before! The danger passed, and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier slighted." - Rudyard Kipling

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 03:35 PM

Just giver her a pearl necklace.





amiright?
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 03:53 PM

I prefer to give them a map of Hawaii. Its fun for me and they are learning at the same time.
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Posted 02 February 2011 - 07:43 PM

I got my wife a Steelers Jersey and gave it to her early so she can wear while watching the Super Bowl
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 06:30 AM

i gave my wife a black eye for valentines ..nothing says i love you more than a black eye :laugh:

except TWO black eyes
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 08:13 AM

View PostPsyman, on 03 February 2011 - 06:30 AM, said:

i gave my wife a black eye for valentines ..nothing says i love you more than a black eye :laugh:

except TWO black eyes
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 11:07 AM

Nice spelling fail on the wife beater. lol
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Posted 03 February 2011 - 11:34 AM

You guys are crazy. Keep dreaming you all.
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Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:54 PM

View PostDesertCamo, on 02 February 2011 - 07:43 PM, said:

I got my wife a Steelers Jersey and gave it to her early so she can wear while watching the Super Bowl
I'm going to come over and shit on that Steelers Jersey.
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Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:56 PM

View Postmcvugh1983, on 04 February 2011 - 12:54 PM, said:

I'm going to come over and shit on that Steelers Jersey.
such violence from scotty.
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Posted 04 February 2011 - 12:57 PM

View PostPete, on 04 February 2011 - 12:56 PM, said:

such violence from scotty.
I can't help it, I was taught at a very young age to hate anyone who plays Green Bay. It's a gift, I know.
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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:32 PM


The Lord said, "What have you done? The voice of your brother's blood cries out to Me from the ground... A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth."

For God and the soldier we adore, In time of danger, not before! The danger passed, and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier slighted." - Rudyard Kipling

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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:33 AM

I can't believe that I just wasted 3:45 of my life waiting for a punchline, thanks turtle. Get you woman diamonds:

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