OTISMAN666

Now we want to do things legit, well this guy has got it down to science. This is not a "use specialist and switch up your guns every so often" type of thing. This guy puts all the numbers down on paper and explains when to switch set ups and why. I am sure a lot of you incorporate some of this info into your everyday playing, but I doubt everyone runs all ten of these suggestions. Well over the past few weeks I have been following this guidance and the results have been pretty good. I am now averaging around 8k - 10k per round (pretty good considering I only get around 15 kills per round). Check this write up out:

http://www.gamingupgrade.com/

Two things I found interesting here.

1. Level 60 is the halfway point to prestiging,as far as XP is concerned

2. This explanation of the match bonus calculation:

If you would like to see exactly how match bonus is calculated read below (thanks to Pozzuh @ reddit)
Scaler = 1 if you win the match, 0.5 if you lose
spm = (3 + ( YOUR_RANK * 0.5 ) ) * 10
//maxmatchLength in seconds, YOUR_MATCHTIME in seconds:
matchBonus = Scaler * ( ( maxmatchLength/60 ) * spm ) * (YOUR_MATCHTIME / maxmatchLength)
So let’s say my rank is 65. I’m playing FFA which has a max game length of 10min and I won the match after 7 min and 46 seconds (=471 sec)
spm = (3 + ( 65 * 0.5 ) ) * 10 = 355
matchBonus = 1* ( ( 600/60 ) * 355) * (471 / 600) = 2788
And let’s say my rank is 80. I’m playing Kill confirmed which has a max game length of 10min and I lose the match after 10 min. (=600sec)
spm = (3 + ( 80 * 0.5 ) ) * 10 = 430
matchBonus = 0.5* ( ( 600/60 ) * 430) * (600 / 600) = 2150

Send private messages to esteemed members such as Desert Camo?

Why can't I join the chat room (it says I have been kicked the instant I go in there).

Do I have computer Cooties?

Someone help an Otis out

Ok, I am not a noob tuber by any means. As a matter of fact, I probably have the least amount of tube kills in COD out of anyone on this site. But being bored the other day, I came across this video on youtube:



I never really gave the XM 25 much thought, but after playing around with it over a couple of rounds, it is actually pretty fun. Now I can't get it to perform like this guy does, but you can do a lot of stupid things with it. So far my favorite has been sniping people with it and shooting stuff out of the sky.

**2nd Update** IW began to issue system wide bans for token glitchers today. Is it wrong that I am relishing in the saltiness of their tears? I really hope when I get home and look at the LB for my FL I don't see that anyone was reset. Might have some open slots in the FL, time to hit up my boy Urnmyway.

**Updated** The Stealth Clown recently twitted that IW was planning on doing mass bannings for the token glitch. While I am hopeful this might happen, there is still a side of me which is highly skeptical.

Recently I found out that a particular player that I sometimes run with did the prestige token glitch. This was not to gain an advantage, it was an act of frustration with the MW3 game in general. Basically a "fuck you" towards IW.

He openly admitted to doing this. Myself, along with a cast of others chastised him and told him he was being childish (which this particular person is not). Long and short of it, he reported himself and was scentenced with a 2 day vacation and his stats being reset. Well, not totally reset as his time played, deaths and losses were still there, but everything else was set to ZERO. Thus he restarted the game with 5,000 deaths and 120 losses.

Point to be made: is this a fitting punishment? While I believe it is a great lesson and do believe it is fitting, I detest that the only way Token Glitchers are going to be caught is if they are reported. The rumor of a clean sweep being made throughout the game is nothing more then a rumor. It's not and is never going to happen. The only way the guilty will be punished is if they are reported and if the reporting process actually investigates them.

Does anyone else have a problem with this or is it only me?

So I am sitting there enjoying myself playing the campaign. My boy Pete invites me to play a match with him and to my surprise who else is with him? The infamous Desert Camo. He is basically a week behind the rest of us and is just getting a taste for the game. At one point I honestly think he was enjoying himself, but then we went into Team Tac and things went a little down hill.

My only word of advice to my long time ally is to continue to work with it. Enjoy the game for what it is. Curse and I spent another 2 hours messing around in Coop and had a blast! MP can be fun once you remember the one surviving principal: It doesn't matter how you do in the game as long as you win. DC currently has a flawless w/l, but his bruised ego will not live long with a NEGATIVE K/D!